“Albert” A Steve Mini 6ix Production.

A curious thing happened. I started hearing the voices of Albert. Albert Einstein (I’m a paranoid schizophrenic). When I hear celebrities, I always carefully mention that they’re mere emulations, and have nothing to do with the real life person of their namesake. Emulated Albert Einstein, therefore.

In this alternate universe in my mind, the Germans were after him, and possibly shot him. He was a teacher, and I think eventually, German.

Curious as it sounds, I asked him if he would die twice, because he had already been dead for many years – at least, on my Earth – and asked him whether or not he thought time had dysfunctioned somehow and how was he contacting me from the past – an alternate past, that is. I asked him all sorts of questions about his “time line” and it was curious to me to see him all but German and not American.

My buddy jokes that I smoked too much marijuanna, and that’s why I was hearing Albert talk to me from another timeline.

Episodes like these inspire me to write a little about what I hear from the voices in my head (I’m a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic). I’m an INTJ on the MBTI personality type testing; I’m not sure if that has anything to do with the type of episodes I have. However I have noticed that my inner world is extremely complicated – with alternate multiverses, different planets and earths, and alternate times – even other Albert Einsteins, who talk to me.


It turns out I can emulate dead people and various celebrities and hear them in my mind and talk to them. Thanks mom! Hi dad!

Author: Steve Mini

"Steve Mini" plays a homebrew multiverse with the voices in his head, who have proclaimed him a "Neutral G-d; Neither Good Nor Evil". He often sides with either, claims telepathy is live, and that he is self-scripted.

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